This year I'm being selfish and I'm working REALLY hard on my Christmas gift. I decided that it's time to take care of my wants. See how selfish I'm being!
I'm not going to tell you what I want for Christmas because you can't give it to me. Only I can deliver this gift. Fact is, even when I get my gift you probably won't notice which is fine by me. After all, it is my gift.
I'm so excited!